"Not Tonight, Honey Wait Til I'm a Size 6," Humorous New Book that Holds Nothing Back
This book about body image, loss of sexual desire, and madcap adventures of spent youth and entering middle age has received stellar reviews from best-selling authors like Jill Conner Browne, Ronda Rich and Laurie Notaro. It's a collection of roll-on-the-floor laughing stories from syndicated columnist and Pulizter nominee Susan Reinhardt - an Erma Bombeck "Writer of the Month."
(PRWEB) April 14, 2005 -- Syndicated columnist Susan Reinhardt releases her
much-talked-about tell-all collection of humor in "Not Tonight, Honey Wait Til
I'm a Size 6," Kensington Publishing; May 2005: ISBN: 0758211244.
The
stories range from public nursing and the brouhaha this caused in a mall (even
getting her kicked out of the YMCA), to her parents putting their crypts on Visa
to earn Frequent Flyer Miles. The stories here are outrageous and no-holds
barred, or what Laurie Notaro, best-selling author of Idiot Girls Action
Adventure Club says, "Susan Reinhardt takes the naked honest truth and sets it
on fire in a blaze of laughter. Boldly, brazenly, and hilariously, she says what
only the brave dare to think"
Sweet Potato Queen Jill Conner Browne says,
"Surgical patients should forgo reading this book until all sutures are
completely healed. Reinhardt is a riot!"
Like an edgier, naughtier Erma
Bombeck, Reinhardt entertains readers with her skewed reports from the trenches
of American family life. This collection of memoir/essays features such stories
as when her Granny took up smoking at 80 and began putting lit cigarette butts
in her bra; the "Other Taco Bell Dog," a poor white trash dog hurled into her
car by a woman with two fannies; utterly wild and candid reports of her boob job
and her husband's horrified reaction to the surgery. Reinhardt is full-throttle
with her humor that has earned her the distinction in March as the Erma Bombeck
Writer of the Month. She is also a three-time Best of Gannett winner and a
Pulitzer nominee.
She writes about what is on men's and women's minds.
But no one but her has the nerve to print. Even her Baptist-wine-drinking Daddy
approved the stories. Her mother, on the other hand, was a tougher sell, and is
hiding this book from her Sunday School class.
Susan has done TV and
radio interviews and is known for riding her unicycle and twirling a baton at
the same time. One of those quirky "Southern" talents. She also raises money for
charity, along with her penchant for getting into situations even sitcoms
haven't thought of writing.
She is now available for interviews. No
topic is off limits. She'll tell a man how to get a wife - or just get lucky.
She'll tell a woman how to look like a million on $50 bucks a month. And she'll
talk about getting kicked out of her hoity toity sorority for being a
non-conforming Southern Belle. Her diet tips are outrageous and her motto is
"Nobody wants a bone but a dog."
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